It's like being lost in heaven. And then you play the song.
It's new release day, and you're excited about your new music. You thought you were going to get through the day without listening to a bad song.
You were wrong.
Wrong, because it's Shittiest Shit day, and boy have we got a steaming turd for you. I downloaded this and wondered for a moment if I might have liked it for a moment, you know, as a guilty pleasure. I mean, Debbie Gibson is such a sweetheart, and how cute was she in that polka-dot skirt and loop earrings in the Only in My Dreams video.
Then I played the song, and in my disgust, was comforted to absolutely know that there is absolutely no way that I ever liked this.
Here are some of the lyrics. They're several degrees of magnitude crappier than a Hallmark card poem:
I get lost, in your eyes
And I feel my spirits rise
And soar like the wind
Is it love that I am in?
I get weak in a glance
Isn't this what's called romance?
And that's what I know
Cause when I'm lost
I can't let go.
So here ya go:
Debbie Gibson - Lost in Your Eyes (mp3) (From the triple platinum Electric Youth, 1989)
You know you're strangely compelled to download and listen. Go on ahead. Nobody's watching.