Friday, May 27, 2005

Personal Ad of the Week - Farting Wasabi Snorter Seeks...

From the Washington City Paper. I never need to look further.

UKexile

Essay: (excerpts)

My favorite physical activity is: Breathing.... and farting but I like to do it when I'm on my own.

If I could change one thing about DC, it would be: Definately the D, I'd leave the C alone, how about exchanging the D for kleptocras

The last concert I went to was: The Nepalese National Nasal-flute Orchestra.

The last great movie I saw was: Shaving Ryan's Privates.

What reading material can be found in your bathroom? Floozies With Uzi's, Nuns With Guns, Mullets & Bullets GOP'S-with Toupee's!, The NRA TODAY!!, The Compassionate Killer Quarterly, Pro-life-Weekly, etc.

My favorite way to kill my brain cells is: Snorting wasabi. Yeah!

I wouldn't sell get real!! I'd sell your granny, your cat , your Duran Duran collection, gold plated vibrator, anything and everything for a billion dollars.

The quickest way to my heart is intravenous

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are humorless stinkfoots and chicks with dicks

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