Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Kournikova Stalked

A homeless man was charged with stalking and burglary after swimming nude across Biscayne Bay in search of tennis star Anna Kournikova's waterfront residence and getting caught near her neighbor's home...

Police said William Lepeska screamed, "Anna! Save me!" as he was taken away Jan. 30...

Lepeska, 40, who sports an "Anna" tattoo on his right biceps, was found near the swimming pool of a house three doors from Kournikova's $5 million home...

Police said Lepeska acknowledged that he spent several months searching for her address on the Internet and swam nude 200 yards after locating it...

Lepeska was also charged with exposing himself in the presence of a child after the 3-year-old daughter of Kournikova's neighbor saw him "laid out spread eagle in a very lewd manner" on a lawn chair by the pool.


from Man Accused of Stalking Anna Kournikova a Yahoo! Sports Headline.

Sports?? Maybe he swam the 200 yards in record time to see Anna.

What an idiot. I mean, come on...shrinkage, you fool!

2 comments:

Arethusa said...

Now there's a perfect example of how thinking with your dick can steer you wrong.

Canowine said...

Because there's no brain matter in there. But if there were it would be medulla oblongata.