Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Vomit With Me

...after you read this personal ad from the Washington City Paper:

looking for love...
in all the wrong places. I saw you puking in the bathroom, then you saw me puking outside the bar. Crossed paths again when you were beating your bf(?) in the street, and you saw me last getting arrested in DC. Want to try ? Maybe we could keep each other out of trouble...

When: Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Where: DC

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, January 29, 2005


adorable.

11 comments:

-epm said...

Thanks for posting this... I hope she calls.

HANS said...

oh, I'LL call.

Anonymous said...

Might want to show up with a doggie bag. This actually could be a solid romance as long as he keeps his bf off the street.

Canowine said...

Yeah, and maybe one day the kids will be bored out of their wits listening (again!) to the cute fairy tale of how mommy and daddy met.

RC666 said...

Wow love works in such mysterious ways. I guess its a better story to tell your kids than I was really into hookers at the time and when I met your mom I just saw something special in her, then when she only charged me $50, I knew she felt the same about me. Ahhh, if only I had a story like that, there's always next marrage.

Canowine said...

RC666

That was so funny I forgot to laugh. So did my dad, who regularly reads this, and might also forget not to shoot you.

The Keoki said...

HEY IF YOUR DAD SHOOTS RC WHATEVER MAY I PLEASE BE THERE. I'M TIRED OF THAT GUYS INSENSITIVE COMMENTS....I THOUGHT WE WERE IN THE TRUST TREE OR SOMETHING.

Anonymous said...

Actually I wouldn't shoot rc666 cause his story is a lot better then mine. I don't know how he was able to tell his kids though - thats rough.

This has to be one of the longest sets of comments you've had. I'm curious what was the subject that got the longest set of comments so far since you been blogging and how many comments? A statistic for your blog site.

Anonymous said...

Thank you canowine and keoki but I wouldn't shoot rc666 - sounds like hes been fishing talking about hookers and all. But he got his story out and should feel better now.

At any rate new subject canowine - this has to be one of the most commented on articles - since you been doing your blog whats the most commented on article and how many comments did it receive? Just curious!

Canowine said...

the KEOKI - I LOVE YOUR PIC! You're in the trust tree. RC666 is among the detritus.

"anonymous" - no idea which post got the greatest number of comments. Good question. I'll have to look that up. I think Sugarduck had a post a while ago that got a ton of comments.

I dream of a triple double one day - three posts from any or all of us that all get double-digit comments. Hits are good, but comments mean love. Even from satanists.

Canowine said...

Hans - be nice to this clueless guy.

well...nevermind. Go ahead and call him and be merciless. He probably deserves it.