Nice Sausage...Wanna Come to My Place and Marinate Your Meat?

The Personal Ad of the Week is from the Washington Post's Personals. Eyes meet at the Giant meat section (I apologize for the obvious pun), and we hope our carnivorous predator gets her pork:

Chacodile
Location: Laurel, MD
Our eyes met in the meat department at the Giant on 197. You were very handsome and I was very nervous. Your smile opened my heart...I want to love you!!!
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