Saturday, November 04, 2006

Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road??

Depends on who you ask.

U.S. Army division:
The chicken was not authorized to cross the road without two forms of picture identification. Thus, the chicken was appropriately detained and searched in accordance with [standard operating procedures]. We apologize for any embarrassment to the chicken.

U.S. Air Force:
In the last seven days the USAF has cargo-lifted 732,361 chickens across 852 roads.

Moqtada al-Sadr:
The chicken is a tool of the evil coalition and will be killed.

U.S. Marine Corps:
The chicken is dead.

Other Answers here, in Tom Ricks's Inbox.

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