Vote for [Some] Bush

At college campuses across the nation, you can do your part to foster patriotism and increase voter turnout by pledging with Votergasm. There are three pledge levels, as listed:

Citizen: I pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
Patriot: I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the election.
American Hero: I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.

Now, even Nader voters can feel good about voting.

Just beware those dangling chads.